ID Haiku Date Sources Votes #darkscience voting
21  
my brain won't let me / i think i need more coffee / not that i know of
2020-05-17 12:48:31 ario,bryno,JoseAlPaca 1 ?qhaikuvote 21
31  
what's wrong with camping? / you guys can ugh all you want / same for all rodents
2020-05-21 13:08:13 Virtual,chik,narada 1 ?qhaikuvote 31
60  
I understand now / home feels like an office now / even a good one
2020-05-30 01:34:26 sun-light,fbs,JoseAlPaca 1 ?qhaikuvote 60
4  
haven't seen expanse / time to be a warrior / I'll go to bed now.
2020-05-14 12:14:29 Bollox,cupnoodles,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 4
5  
the answer to life / mostly with the supply ship / it's downloading now
2020-05-14 12:34:54 Xafloc,dijit,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 5
6  
I didn't even / time to be a warrior / yes that where they loose
2020-05-14 13:25:44 Bollox,cupnoodles,Diannao 0 ?qhaikuvote 6
7  
well Eastern Europe / time to be a warrior / the answer to life
2020-05-14 14:47:25 robert,cupnoodles,Xafloc 0 ?qhaikuvote 7
8  
I didn't even / or is it underlining / it's downloading now
2020-05-14 14:51:34 Bollox,lagzilla,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 8
9  
it's downloading now / been windy on and off here / well Eastern Europe
2020-05-14 18:37:51 dijit,phlud,robert 0 ?qhaikuvote 9
10  
it's downloading now / superfluous words like 'am' / What's wrong with discord?
2020-05-14 18:54:57 dijit,kilroy,Patch 0 ?qhaikuvote 10
11  
or are they not staffed / i think i need more coffee / he's an idiot
2020-05-15 12:02:25 chik,bryno,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 11
12  
the answer to life / tickets me expensive yo / he's an idiot
2020-05-15 14:44:22 Xafloc,chik,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 12
13  
it's downloading now / mostly with the supply ship / apparently not
2020-05-15 14:45:39 dijit,dijit,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 13
14  
which is pretty neat / I like getting socks as gifts / back to white on black
2020-05-15 16:21:09 jvoisin,exusser,hiro 0 ?qhaikuvote 14
15  
I know how it feels / that greedy shit never shared / ok, I'll update.
2020-05-15 16:23:56 garandil,lagzilla,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 15
16  
I agree with that / do you have friends in china / back to white on black
2020-05-15 22:46:28 Xafloc,smolder,hiro 0 ?qhaikuvote 16
17  
apparently not / majority here are yes / which is pretty neat
2020-05-15 23:07:05 chik,chik,jvoisin 0 ?qhaikuvote 17
18  
he pops on and off / time to be a warrior / cant do the bitter
2020-05-17 00:53:01 chik,cupnoodles,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 18
19  
i thought it was more / tickets me expensive yo / I know how it feels
2020-05-17 01:12:06 JoseAlPaca,chik,garandil 0 ?qhaikuvote 19
20  
my parents are old / was it nearby your place tho / even a good one
2020-05-17 02:08:00 chik,Yeji,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 20
22  
I've never used R / tickets me expensive yo / you can't get them here
2020-05-18 00:52:35 SillyGoose,chik,Yeji 0 ?qhaikuvote 22
23  
it's downloading now / or is it underlining / I had to check it
2020-05-18 13:23:12 dijit,lagzilla,Bollox 0 ?qhaikuvote 23
24  
He's a Berliner / since there is dark in then name / I'm an immigrant
2020-05-18 23:35:17 sun-light,guest111,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 24
25  
I filed my taxes / i wanna start my own shit / I had to check it
2020-05-19 11:49:02 SillyGoose,wyn,Bollox 0 ?qhaikuvote 25
26  
not a powder keg / you guys can ugh all you want / and and achy head
2020-05-19 11:53:50 Diannao,chik,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 26
27  
you take care of it / girl needs to find a boyfriend / I did think cancer
2020-05-20 10:45:39 chik,robert,sun-light 0 ?qhaikuvote 27
28  
it's some heavy shit / superfluous words like 'am' / apparently not
2020-05-20 12:05:26 dijit,kilroy,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 28
29  
bacon in the rice / what is it if not murder / checking the logs now
2020-05-20 16:45:42 chik,narada,f3bruary 0 ?qhaikuvote 29
30  
having no space sucks / I like getting socks as gifts / the answer to life
2020-05-20 17:27:16 exusser,exusser,Xafloc 0 ?qhaikuvote 30
32  
you can't get them here / girl needs to find a boyfriend / also good morning
2020-05-21 13:53:09 Yeji,robert,Derecho 0 ?qhaikuvote 32
33  
He's a Berliner / i miss the old naming scheme / of insert photos
2020-05-21 15:07:35 sun-light,hyb,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 33
34  
even a good one / but you invested in it / I'd like to learn though
2020-05-21 16:35:33 JoseAlPaca,chik,ario 0 ?qhaikuvote 34
35  
I have been summoned / that was too long time ago / even a good one
2020-05-21 17:25:27 fbs,Diannao,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 35
36  
i where thinking yes / He's research is amazing / the faces are cute
2020-05-21 19:02:26 Diannao,sun-light,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 36
37  
be lazy today / is that so hard to believe / in the fairness sense
2020-05-22 00:25:23 chik,chik,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 37
38  
and a text message / i don't actually know / out of disk again
2020-05-22 02:20:57 JoseAlPaca,JoseAlPaca,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 38
39  
time is a ninja / so I'm not sure exactly / He's a Berliner
2020-05-22 16:59:22 kilroy,lagzilla,sun-light 0 ?qhaikuvote 39
40  
and both are great drinks / go to a psychiatrist / I need a hair cut
2020-05-22 19:29:40 fiftysixer,narada,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 40
41  
but probably not / I'm getting in the sun now / have a go at it
2020-05-23 02:36:20 trper,sun-light,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 41
42  
both can deal with it / mostly with the supply ship / I'm a home brewer
2020-05-23 13:04:33 JoseAlPaca,dijit,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 42
43  
my remote is gone / it's what's written on the road / gonna be tasty
2020-05-24 12:50:56 JoseAlPaca,chik,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 43
44  
bacon in the rice / and so will the quarantine / also good morning
2020-05-24 13:43:58 chik,Pillus,Derecho 0 ?qhaikuvote 44
45  
well he didn't know / mostly with the supply ship / works fine on windows
2020-05-24 16:04:28 WorkingGoose,dijit,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 45
46  
yea i also did / mayo on everything here / and both are covered
2020-05-25 11:56:46 Diannao,kilroy,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 46
47  
my brain won't let me / girl needs to find a boyfriend / cant do the bitter
2020-05-25 16:05:59 ario,robert,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 47
48  
how do I get those / good when those can be combined / Germans like it clean
2020-05-25 16:08:59 exusser,kilroy,exusser 0 ?qhaikuvote 48
49  
body cavity / depends on your interests / well he didn't know
2020-05-25 18:21:53 lawnchair,JoseAlPaca,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 49
50  
both can deal with it / must be sad to be a welsh / landscaping pays bank
2020-05-25 23:05:07 JoseAlPaca,robert,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 50
51  
if the cloud is down / ram usage was similar / just silent rushing
2020-05-26 12:55:20 dijit,JoseAlPaca,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 51
52  
no added value / I still had your link open / at least not lately
2020-05-27 12:02:21 Derecho,Derecho,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 52
53  
never tasted it / I think that's not very true / i understand that
2020-05-27 17:35:20 chik,dijit,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 53
54  
aggregate them all / but you invested in it / my remote is gone
2020-05-28 01:30:28 dijit,chik,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 54
55  
it's a sunny day / keeps getting slapped on the wrist / I'm not a bully
2020-05-28 22:55:19 bryno,dijit,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 55
56  
oh no leftism / very very disturbing / I'll go to bed now.
2020-05-29 20:48:55 narada,chik,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 56
57  
Germans like it clean / i prefer stable software / I would if I could
2020-05-29 20:51:22 exusser,Yeji,malcom2073 0 ?qhaikuvote 57
58  
I'll leave it at that / Best freaking custard ever / those aren't leftists
2020-05-29 20:51:35 chromis,Xafloc,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 58
59  
we work through lunch here / i wish i could fix it sir / nothing quite so bold
2020-05-30 01:17:12 narada,supercilious,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 59
61  
have been for a bit / why is there hair in my nose / choose said list wisely
2020-05-30 01:47:22 chik,supercilious,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 61
62  
Some case mod contest / I will see myself out now / sounds like a trump blog
2020-05-30 16:43:13 Bollox,obviyus,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 62
63  
I've never used R / As long as the leaks are true / nothing quite so bold
2020-05-30 20:38:34 SillyGoose,Bollox,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 63
64  
so shortcut answers / i can't use those nail clippers / at least not lately
2020-06-01 13:57:54 chik,hyb,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 64
65  
that would be ideal / well I only see one peer / my parents are old
2020-06-01 14:17:06 narada,SillyGoose,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 65
66  
I did think cancer / ram usage was similar / not militarized
2020-06-01 15:15:03 sun-light,JoseAlPaca,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 66
67  
organ harvesting / what were they even thinking / that would cause mayhem
2020-06-01 18:44:46 nesoi,mohnish,zelest 0 ?qhaikuvote 67
68  
yea i also did / or is it underlining / I'm tired of the rain
2020-06-03 17:45:19 Diannao,lagzilla,kilroy 0 ?qhaikuvote 68
69  
so shortcut answers / hacking is not the hard part / not that i know of
2020-06-04 11:54:13 chik,fbs,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 69
70  
drank and smoked up there / mostly with the supply ship / sounded like you were
2020-07-25 00:12:40 Digerati,dijit,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 70
71  
we've all done nothing / I am going to work later / just because he can
2020-07-25 00:12:49 dijit,sun-light,Dragon 0 ?qhaikuvote 71
72  
yeah I know the feels / I feel better about this / its hot in my room
2020-07-25 00:12:56 madmouse,Dragon,SillyGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 72
73  
right in front of me / what else do you want from me / fun stuff to debug
2020-07-25 00:13:03 huyens,chik,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 73
74  
same with smartphones / they're usually awful / just doing some coding
2020-07-25 00:13:10 Derecho,dijit,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 74
75  
use it more often / more just outside his building / i like the commas
2020-07-25 00:13:15 chik,Scub,Pillus 0 ?qhaikuvote 75
76  
but if i say no / no protest permit for you / even a good one
2020-07-25 00:13:23 madmouse,Derecho,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 76
77  
too long to type long / there was one that banged hard though / yeah but it's not vim
2020-07-25 00:13:29 supercilious,dijit,bakedpotato 0 ?qhaikuvote 77
78  
thank you very much / if not an effective one / me ho bought a house
2020-07-25 00:13:44 SillyGoose,smolder,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 78
79  
just seems odd to me / i mean we do have the screens / yeah and latency
2020-07-25 00:13:51 SillyGoose,hiro,bakedpotato 0 ?qhaikuvote 79
80  
I'm sending it back / I resonate with that thought / not explosives
2020-07-25 00:23:56 dijit,sun-light,hyb 0 ?qhaikuvote 80
81  
they've been pretty good / but does it list who said what / its problematic
2020-07-25 00:24:06 qw,chik,kylef 0 ?qhaikuvote 81
82  
when did that happen / a nickname for the nickname / but probably not
2020-07-25 00:24:16 lagzilla,JoseAlPaca,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 82
83  
this is semantics / yeah that's a shit strategy / and both are covered
2020-07-25 00:24:22 kilroy,narada,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 83
84  
just as an example / I'm getting in the sun now / I still don't get it
2020-07-25 00:24:27 Yeji,sun-light,Derecho 0 ?qhaikuvote 84
85  
I had a problem / haven't seen the man from uncle / nice time to join eh
2020-07-25 00:24:34 obviyus,JoseAlPaca,hyb 0 ?qhaikuvote 85
86  
i got bills to pay / free yeasts captured and nurtured / apparently not
2020-07-25 00:24:40 fbs,garandil,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 86
87  
rust is all the rage / I cry and crawl into bed / I haven't watched it
2020-07-25 00:24:47 bryno,fbs,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 87
88  
or just not take it / Gregory is a nice name / and a few others
2020-07-25 00:24:55 chik,sun-light,Digerati 0 ?qhaikuvote 88
89  
I don't like mustache / the starting climate crisis / sounds like a great place
2020-07-25 01:56:01 sun-light,JoseAlPaca,n07m3 0 ?qhaikuvote 89
90  
of the trilogy / was a long time ago now / i do mine myself
2020-07-25 01:56:06 JoseAlPaca,bakedpotato,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 90
91  
and both are great drinks / distributed systems class / only time will tell
2020-07-25 01:56:11 fiftysixer,dijit,StormofBytes 0 ?qhaikuvote 91
92  
that is what I do / making a tiny motion / we are like roaches
2020-07-25 01:56:16 WorkingGoose,chik,madmouse 0 ?qhaikuvote 92
93  
its a real cookie / I think it's even older / that is what I do
2020-07-25 01:56:22 mohnish,Bollox,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 93
94  
incenses at least / nope we're still using clear terms / or a dime rather
2020-07-25 01:56:28 nero,Derecho,Derecho 0 ?qhaikuvote 94
95  
because its windows / been windy on and off here / what's it gonna hurt
2020-07-25 01:56:34 WorkingGoose,phlud,narada 0 ?qhaikuvote 95
96  
I was just kidding / the language is kinda fine / I couldn't care less
2020-07-25 01:56:39 Bollox,JoseAlPaca,zelest 0 ?qhaikuvote 96
97  
haven't seen expanse / I prefer lighter drama / just while getting it
2020-07-25 01:56:44 Bollox,SillyGoose,garandil 0 ?qhaikuvote 97
98  
I'll give it a go / trying to get his shit to work / you always win man
2020-07-25 01:56:51 Derecho,chik,Oblivion 0 ?qhaikuvote 98
99  
what do they look like / lots of typos this morning / god that's terrible
2020-07-25 01:56:59 JoseAlPaca,dijit,bakedpotato 0 ?qhaikuvote 99
100  
best kind of trade deal / I did an online test first / not a bad idea
2020-07-25 01:57:04 exusser,nesoi,madmouse 0 ?qhaikuvote 100
101  
I stand corrected / working from home is the tops / ms teams is garbage
2020-07-25 01:57:11 Bollox,Ferris,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 101
102  
Some case mod contest / but we don't hate each other / are you serious
2020-07-25 01:57:17 Bollox,jvoisin,madmouse 0 ?qhaikuvote 102
103  
crazy crazy bar / I want it to go direct / no no that's the son
2020-07-25 01:57:23 fbs,WorkingGoose,Dragon 0 ?qhaikuvote 103
104  
something like that / when the movie was due out / I love those sofas
2020-07-25 01:57:33 bakedpotato,hyb,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 104
105  
just to piss them off / I think I might do that too / that killed me with bike
2020-07-25 01:57:39 huyens,lagzilla,kylef 0 ?qhaikuvote 105
106  
I don't want a dog / Netflix took over later / why am i awake
2020-07-25 01:57:44 sun-light,Derecho,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 106
107  
and its working now / I disable all of that / would be horrible
2020-07-25 01:57:50 SillyGoose,WorkingGoose,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 107
108  
the truth is out there / so in well over a month / but people can be good
2020-07-25 01:57:56 Derecho,Derecho,StormofBytes 0 ?qhaikuvote 108
109  
where I was working / no need for business cards / ported and it shows
2020-07-25 01:58:03 nesoi,jvoisin,xLink 0 ?qhaikuvote 109
110  
dog is not happy / been raining off and on here / I know what I want
2020-07-25 01:58:58 bakedpotato,chik,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 110
111  
you have to have both / maybe the dog ate the tab key / bacon in the rice
2020-07-25 01:59:05 nesoi,bakedpotato,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 111
112  
plays it very well / we can't only laugh at me / that's also not true
2020-07-25 01:59:11 Ice_Dragon,hiro,dijit 0 ?qhaikuvote 112
113  
air circulation / one bad apple spoils the bunch / like some new age ls
2020-07-25 01:59:36 jvoisin,Dragon,Diannao 0 ?qhaikuvote 113
114  
that I agree to / never read the manifest / works wonders for naps
2020-07-25 01:59:40 StormofBytes,JoseAlPaca,exusser 0 ?qhaikuvote 114
115  
they're all retarded / not good for my mental health / he always does that
2020-07-25 01:59:47 hyb,Oblivion,JoseAlPaca 0 ?qhaikuvote 115
116  
it would annoy google / working from home is the tops / it having issues
2020-07-25 01:59:54 dijit,Ferris,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 116
117  
it's kind of certain / don't forget sniffing your hair / I just walked away
2020-07-25 02:00:00 StormofBytes,Dragon,chik 0 ?qhaikuvote 117
118  
slightly anyway / helps with focusing on shit / I've never used R
2020-07-25 02:00:07 WorkingGoose,JoseAlPaca,SillyGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 118
119  
landscaping pays bank / no contradiction in there / tell me about it
2020-07-25 02:00:11 narada,JoseAlPaca,madmouse 0 ?qhaikuvote 119
120  
something like that / i don't actually know / on actual fire
2020-07-25 02:00:17 narada,JoseAlPaca,nero 0 ?qhaikuvote 120
121  
multiple sclerosis / its more like organ transplants / ah I should try that
2020-07-25 02:00:24 greghume,nero,nesoi 0 ?qhaikuvote 121
122  
a little primer / I don't really understand / I can't escape it
2020-07-25 02:12:26 JoseAlPaca,sun-light,bakedpotato 0 ?qhaikuvote 122
123  
we are like roaches / all i saw was a hippo / still largely guessing
2020-07-25 02:14:22 madmouse,narada,WorkingGoose 0 ?qhaikuvote 123
124  
horrible to write / the decade of depression / America huh
2020-07-25 02:14:28 jvoisin,SillyGoose,obviyus 0 ?qhaikuvote 124
125  
definitely not / there was a little window / like on cotton fields
2020-08-03 16:44:13 dijit,smolder,Derecho 0 ?qhaikuvote 125